type slowly.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted in words by Lara Crombie on November 26, 2009

There was an old woman from Spain

Whose snatch only moistened in rain

Her husband tried lube

But the rube lost the tube

So his wife took a piss on his cane.

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