type slowly.

Magic Black Pumas

Posted in reviews by Lara Crombie on April 29, 2010

Magic Black Pumas album review at Weheartmusic.

Updates

Posted in Uncategorized by Lara Crombie on April 21, 2010

I’s done some art for Matt Curney. Matt is a sweet, talented singer/song-writer and pianist. He is also dreamy.

Check him out here: http://mattcurney.com/.

How I learned to love an A-bomb.

Posted in words by Lara Crombie on April 19, 2010

Bordello red smear

smashed, drawled

textbook rhetoric

counting one to five

I silk I pearl I fuck

New titles

damaged spines

no throes blushing

“teacher’s tits”

oh god oh god oh god

Say prudence speaks

to roadways, lines

prefer borders

old now and then

like cows chew

like girls spit

Like trust my hand

beneath your jacket

folds.

EDIT: I don’t think I like WordPress.

Megafaun (Look at this fucking hipster.)

Posted in Hipsters, reviews by Lara Crombie on April 19, 2010

Megafaun @ Cedar Cultural Center, Minneapolis; show review at Weheartmusic.

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Dear Companion

Posted in reviews by Lara Crombie on April 9, 2010

Ben Sollee & Daniel Martin Moore (Dear Companion) @ Cedar Cultural Center, Minneapolis; show review at Weheartmusic.

Oh my god.

Posted in sad triumphs, words by Lara Crombie on April 5, 2010

I found some limericks I wrote a while back. They are not very good. Unfortunately, only one word rhymes with ‘Nantucket’ (BUCKET. GET YOUR BRAIN A ROOM).

Without further ado…the tamest limericks in existence on the Internet:

I once knew a boy from Des Moines,

Who winked when he slurred “damn, you foine.”

We girls rolled our eyes

So he spun a few lies

But never found peace with his groin.

*****

There was a young woman from Kent

Who worried her life was unspent

So she traveled abroad

And hoped to find God

Or at least a few sins to repent.